{"id":285,"date":"2017-03-03T15:43:40","date_gmt":"2017-03-03T14:43:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alainnialablog.com\/?p=285"},"modified":"2017-03-03T15:43:41","modified_gmt":"2017-03-03T14:43:41","slug":"la-petite-bete-noire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alainnialablog.com\/?p=285","title":{"rendered":"LA PETITE B\u00caTE NOIRE"},"content":{"rendered":"

LA PETITE B\u00caTE NOIRE<\/h1>\n

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Violent comme une peste pleine dedans, l’Immonde, abject, <\/a>avilissant, <\/a>cracra, <\/a>d\u00e9go\u00fbtant, <\/a>d\u00e9gradant, f\u00e9tide, hideux, honteux, impur, inf\u00e2me, infect, inhumain, innommable, inqualifiable,\u00a0 l\u00e2che, laid, malpropre, m\u00e9prisable, maudit, naus\u00e9abond naus\u00e9eux, obc\u00e8ne, odieux, ordurier, puant, r\u00e9pugnant, r\u00e9pulsif, sordide et turpide PIRATE , a investi ma demeure…<\/a><\/p>\n

Au matin d’un jour o\u00f9 mes Amis allaient me croire indigent et en danger …l’enflure leur ayant mis dans la trompe, l’Eustache qui poigne hard…oh puti de branle-bas, si t’arrives \u00e0 jouir t’es juste bon \u00e0 jeter comme l’ordure…<\/p>\n

Alors enfourchant la sorci\u00e8re dans un ballet loin d’\u00eatre rose, je bottais la salope en touche ! Et yop, \u00e7a boum !<\/p>\n

Comme agac\u00e9 \u00e0 l’aiguillon au charnu de mon corps, je pris la niaque et en profitai pour redresser les bretelles de mes chaussettes mises \u00e0 mal ces temps-ci par une cascade de coups foireux. Non mais \u00e7a va bien, suffit, j’veux pas qu’on m’prenne pour un jambon.<\/p>\n

Sit\u00f4t l’affaire r\u00e9gl\u00e9e, j’ai rentr\u00e9 dans les ordres, en faisant l’Amour en t\u00eate !<\/p>\n

J’ai peint mes Bons, gr\u00e2ce \u00e0 votre r\u00e9confort que \u00e7a\u00a0 \u00e9t\u00e9 que de l’\u00e9nergie positive, j’ai fait l’oeil bleu et l’autre soleil, c’est bon comme chez-Nous, m’a-t-ailes illico r\u00e9pondu !<\/p>\n

Alain Niala – 3 Mars 2017<\/p>\n

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LA PETITE B\u00caTE NOIRE Violent comme une peste pleine dedans, l’Immonde, abject, avilissant, cracra, d\u00e9go\u00fbtant, d\u00e9gradant, f\u00e9tide, hideux, honteux, impur, inf\u00e2me, infect, inhumain, innommable, inqualifiable,\u00a0 l\u00e2che, laid, malpropre, m\u00e9prisable, maudit, naus\u00e9abond naus\u00e9eux, obc\u00e8ne, odieux, ordurier, puant, r\u00e9pugnant, r\u00e9pulsif, sordide et turpide PIRATE , a investi ma demeure… Au matin d’un jour o\u00f9 mes Amis allaient … Lire la suite de LA PETITE B\u00caTE NOIRE<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[332070928,4036145],"tags":[31254,75801,16888,154316,45553,533968,1036,2615211],"class_list":["post-285","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mes-mots-peints","category-tableau-de-bord","tag-amour","tag-combat","tag-defense","tag-humanisme","tag-liberte","tag-lutte","tag-reaction","tag-refus"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8rIPu-4B","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alainnialablog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/285","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alainnialablog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alainnialablog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alainnialablog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alainnialablog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=285"}],"version-history":[{"count":25,"href":"https:\/\/alainnialablog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/285\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":327,"href":"https:\/\/alainnialablog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/285\/revisions\/327"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alainnialablog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=285"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alainnialablog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=285"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alainnialablog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=285"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}